"Is my Daddy going to get just as good a job with President Obama's tree planters as he had working at Morgan Stanley?" -Rebecca, Age 11

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Good question Rebecca. Don't worry President Obama will create a job through spending to help your daddy keep buying PlayStation 3 games. The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 has over 9,000 earmarks so there's plenty of pork projects for your Daddy to make a killing at. Where does the money for government jobs come from?

TAXPAYERS! We need to raise taxes on the 3 taxpayers to pay the 6 people paid by the government or borrow the money from the Chinese government. The Chinese don't want to lend Mr. Obama any money so we have to take $2 instead of $1. Since they need $1 to pay for food and housing, no fun money is left. Now they buy even less robots. More taxpayers lose their jobs. Everyone working then has to pay $3 out of the $3 they make. People start trading robot parts for food.

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"Whycome I haven't received my stimlis check?"- Sean Age 32

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Good question Sean. See Our President Barrack Obama, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the wonderful children. They are all smiling because the Democratic Party has a plan to save Mommy and Daddy's (or state appointed guardian's) job. It will even keep future children off of welfare, out of jail and save the planet's precious resources.

Not all children are born wanted. Some Mommies get knocked up and the Daddy doesn't stick around. Illegitimate children are more likely to act naughty, making more illegitimate children and many keep our police and government very busy taking care of them. When times get tough someone has to go. Since 1973, America has gotten rid of 49 Million potential troublemakers. Let's take a look at what our world would look like if Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Al Gore get rid of all those dangerous poor and/or illegitimate children.

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Hopenchange and Peace Out

Are you questioning my spelling?

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"My mommy says that you spelled Barack Obama, Barrack Obama and it should be spelled Barack Obama instead?" - Josh Age 5


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Good Question Josh, your mommy should have told you that you needed a [sic] after Barrack Obama. There are people who are as bad at arithematic as I am at spelling. They are called pinko commies or as they prefer to be called progressives. Maybe your mommy who is so smart can make sense of the equation below.

Josh I am all out of prizes buddy. Tell your mom to not be so critical of somebody out here busting there butt to make the world a better place. It's people like her judging others is the reason some people have a hard time finding a job just because they did a little time in the pen.

Hopenchange and Peace Out

A Minimum Wage Question

"Will increasing the minimum wage not amplify my mommy's consumer purchasing power thus empower our household to follow the American Dream?" -Jesse, Age 6

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Good Question Jesse! Here's a little chart we put together to answer your question.


Congratulations Jesse! Since we picked your question, you win an Electric Potato Peeler (retail value $20.00). Remember that if we pick your question you win a prize.

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