The Unofficial President Barrack Obama Kids' Page

"Is my Daddy going to get just as good a job with President Obama's tree planters as he had working at Morgan Stanley?" -Rebecca, Age 11

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Good question Rebecca. Don't worry President Obama will create a job through spending to help your daddy keep buying PlayStation 3 games. The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 has over 9,000 earmarks so there's plenty of pork projects for your Daddy to make a killing at. Where does the money for government jobs come from?

TAXPAYERS! We need to raise taxes on the 3 taxpayers to pay the 6 people paid by the government or borrow the money from the Chinese government. The Chinese don't want to lend Mr. Obama any money so we have to take $2 instead of $1. Since they need $1 to pay for food and housing, no fun money is left. Now they buy even less robots. More taxpayers lose their jobs. Everyone working then has to pay $3 out of the $3 they make. People start trading robot parts for food.

Since we picked your question Rebecca, we're sending you 3 tubes of William J. LePedamaine's Cabbage and Milk PreChewed Food for the Elderly. Enjoy!